-Are dogs really chick magnets? Are girls more interested in the dog, or the guy? Or maybe the dog is a doorway to the guy, ultimately leading to a relationship? I don’t know. Dr. Drew’s lifechanger is bringing up a lot of good points.
-I really want some funnel cake.
-I need shampoo.
-I need a haircut. Anyone wanna come and give me one? Surprise me.