I Dun Know

Nick nacks and patty wacks.
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baptistes:

marimopet:

illumahottie:

Absolutely NOT

I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP

DELETE THIS

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  • Person: 'Are you gay because you didn't have a strong male figure in your life?'
  • Me: 'No, I'm gay because I want a strong male figure in my ass.'
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.
Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story”  (via 1112pm)

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"Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?"

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leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

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Nujabes,
Still Talking To You / Steadfast

flexmentallo:

Still Talking To You // Nujabes

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Pet peeve:  when other students tag their photos “#chef, #cheflife, #food, #foodart, etc.” I think it’s annoying.

It’s just like the gay guys that tag their photos “#gay, #gayboy, #pride, #instagay, etc.”  Instagay?  More like insta-annoying.  

I had a picture in my head of what I wanted my plate to look like and in the end I couldn’t execute it. Ended up with this.
What did I learn? I’ve got a lot to learn (especially about plating).

zaotorise:

rickythach:

ryannxp:

this is important

Welcome to the team bae.

life rule.

Omg

"You look like you just straight up left the bakery." She called me out. I made a lot. They’re all nude!
Paris-Brest filled with Pistachio Pastry Cream. Gonna pretty these up and sell them, luls.

Janelle Monáe and M.I.A

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